Exhausted and Tan Less

Thank god that's over.

The last two weeks I've been holed up in Arizona for work and have just returned back home exhausted and tan less.

I was there working on our annual North American User Conference. It was a hit with customers and staff alike and we enjoyed our largest turnout ever. Almost 500 delegates!

Here's what I learned this time around:

• Never offer to buy Ben cigarettes. It usually ends in disaster... or a car accident.
• If the resort is good enough for Joe Sakic and his family, then surely it's good enough for our sales people.
• Our CEO needs golf lessons.
• It is impossible to find a spot at the pool away from customers and staff. They will find you.
• Dust storms are scary. And dirty.
• I need more margaritas in my life.