Neighbourly Relations

Looks like the new neighbours are getting ready to move in. I'm intrigued by them. So far I've learned:

• He owns half the buildings in town (ok, keep in mind I live in a very small town).
• He bought the house across the street because his great, great grandfather built it.
• There are rumours he used to be involved in the drug trade.
• He's into motorcycles.
• He recently married a significantly younger woman with dyed bonde hair.
• They both drive Cadillac Escalades but can't park them in the driveway at the same time without one bumper hanging off into the road.

Yes, the neighbourhood is getting more and more interesting by the day...